My first act of 2009 was kissing my husband at midnight. He had boozy breath which made me promptly throw up all 4 courses of my otherwise delicious dinner. In a public bathroom. I felt compelled to explain to the other woman in the bathroom that I had morning sickness and wasn't just really drunk, but I think she was too drunk to care.

I can't wait for the second trimester, and if I am nauseous until the 5th month like some of the horror stories I've heard, I may not survive this.